Probably spent it on some bitch who broke his heart.

You know how those pregnant people are.

"I don't need coherent plot or naturalistic dialogue cause I'm Tommy Wiseau!"

Let's get Fred Gwynne's opinion on that now.

If this ever goes to trial, the prosecuting attorney should use that bee pen whenever something has to be written on a dry erase board. (sound effects and all)

"Keep Calm and Zipp Zapp Zoooowwwww!"

His residuals roll over into prison commissary credits.

If Cosby is so innocent, why didn't he come forward to sue his accusers sooner?

She deserves better.

I had a boss who was a grandfather at 37. Mr Rock is slacking.

That all depends on if he's accepted Christ or not.

So your birthday dinners consisted of leftover hot dogs and the busted up chip crumbs at the bottom of the bag?

In fairness, using it as an oh-so-clever metaphor is par for course in Hollywood.

I thought the shoes belonged to Rebecca De Mornay, now I'm down $21k.

What next? Chris Martin will get tennis elbow and not be able to bang on a lone floor tom?

Without Dick Cheney there would be no good, so it must be good to be Dick Cheney sometimes.

She was killed years ago and replaced with an Illuminati lizard person. Don't you read the news?

Strawman torched. High five…

Rush is a serial killer?!?!

…and Idris Elba as Marty McFly