Isn't the "Hat/Scarf" guy trying to look like Pete Doherty from The Libertines?

You are presumptuous and incorrect.

That "Ask a white person" punchline made me roll my eyes. No different than "White people drive like this, but black people drive like THIS."

The final shot could freeze, then pan out to reveal the van mural ( parked next to a civic center where Night Ranger is playing) with a stoner gaping at it. Tight close up on his face (pupils massively dilated) he whispers, "Whoa, maaaan." Credits.

A job for CaféPress?

You begin reading the forward then nod out, only to wake up with the book on your lap open to the last page.

We should send them a nice Harry & David gift basket to show our gratitude. The one with the pears.

"See, proof that Barack Hussein Obama is gay."
-Your Uncle Lenny on Facebook

Was this the first time the "The calls are coming from INSIDE the house!" trope was used? When a Stranger Calls was '79. It's amazing how much was lifted from this movie. (I'm looking in Carpenter's direction)

The blue language is one thing, but I find it super disturbing when he starts with the pig snorting noises.

I always thought REM stood for Reaming Ethel Merman.

Actually they rerun the same episode every night and nobody notices. (Except that one guy in a Boise nursing home who wonders if the cola wars will ever end.)

Brother Theodore?

It was morse code tapped out on the lead plumbing system.

Apparently Michael Moore tweeted something like "Since N.K. now runs Hollywood, no more Rom-Coms or Transformers movies".

Plenty of 5 star ratings on Netflix, too. Just like every other unreleased movie.

Franco in clown garb leads the children into the multiplex…

Since it's not playing anywhere it's the worst viral marketing campaign ever.

The cover has a "Freaks & Geeks" promo pic.

A site where you can invent your own reality sources from a network that does the same. Where's my drink?