Hmmm, the new Taste Test sounds intriguing.

This summer I had a Faygo cream soda. Tasted like club soda flavored with a vanilla Glade Plug-In. I submit this as "worst ever".

So how would you rate it in terms of machete chops? 5 being highest 0 being lowest.

The response from Homeland Security was, "Who? North Korea? OH, OK." They then cartoonishly mimed gnawing on their fingernails.

Oh, Feldman party in a heartbeat. At least there's hope of escape.

Where are the Bahamas in relation to the Bermuda Triangle? Maybe this is a Philadelphia Experiment type thing.

Is he ever NOT in character? The guy does voice over work in character.

That, I can forgive.

The theory is everyone in congress has a brother in law on their couch who's 5 year plan is to open a "pot store". This is the first step in getting them out of the house.

I'll see you the "dealer story" and raise you a "Dealer is aspiring singer/songwriter". Far, FAR worse in my experience.

He's also Bogarting his birth certificate.

I've seen them do faithful versions of "Let's Dance" and "All of My Love". Considering their rep, they really didn't do "goofy" covers.

You and everyone on the Breitbart mailing list.

Booth was the Rick Schroder of his day.

"Well Mr. Stapp, you APPEAR sober, but perhaps we should keep you here for a week or two. I like to be 100%. So did you have your insurance card on you, or…"

Part of me hopes this fracas ends with Stapp engulfed in flames falling off the Washington Monument in a Jesus Christ pose.

General question for the mods, what the fuck does it take to get IP banned in this place? The same dickhead has been making troll accounts for weeks. Is this some corporate thing where even the most bigoted account is a potential "click" and must be treated with the same "20 Strikes" kid gloves as everybody else? …

You're a sad, pathetic loser. Have a cookie (your choice) and find a good therapist.

I thought (and I could be wrong) that the implication was that Deckard and Rachel were the "Adam & Eve " replicants who didn't have the expiration dates. An interesting theory is that Decard's memories are actually Olmos's. (the unicorn is the obvious clue, but the ex-wife and the photos on his piano are Olmos's.)

Just think, Capshaw's character was almost in Crystal Skull until the internet shat itself and Spielberg brought back Karen Allen instead.