Getting raped by Tig? I'm in.

Too bad it wasn't in front of a pharmacy.

In the memo line of my last student loan check I wrote "Go fuck yourself Sallie Mae". Dear God did it feel good.

I'd like to hear his definition of a "hater" if it's separate from an "atheist".

It's been so long since I watched that, did any of the supposed victims ever recant the story in adulthood like the McMartin preschool case?

Soon she will resemble the Smilex victims in Burton's Batman.

James Woods could be good as Starr.

Needs to eat some buckshot first.

It's a pretty good Frank Black album that happens to have a couple Pixies playing on it.

In '02 I was working at a ritzy country club in suburban Chicago. Lots of old money, many names that would be recognized. So around noon on a random weekday I head to the "Men's Lounge" with a question for the bartender. I walk past a table of 3 men, all born into their money, drinking $50 glasses of scotch,…

Thinking of Lloyd Bridges maybe?

Downvoted for upvoting your own spam. Very gauche, Ms. Johansson.

Has Sheen called a school and said a terrorist group is going to blow it up? Us rubes usually do jail time for fake bomb threats.

It's such a moronic story that, A) it shows how fucking low he's sank for attention. or B) If it's true, we have a boy who cried wolf situation. Either way he's a douche who's career can't vanish fast enough for me.

Any standard "biopic" style film of the book will fail for too many reasons. I'm no Franco apologist, but him as Wiseau and Dave as Sestero is so crazy it just might work.

It says you're Modell's number one fan. Do him the favor of some Demerol before "hobbling" him.

Well it's a soup kitchen Thanksgiving for Stapp.

One of Cosby's accusers will shoot him dead a la Jack Ruby.

There needs to be a moratorium on using "Where is My Mind" in film and TV. Just fucking STOP.

My first thought was Bernard McGuirk.