ONE Cape Cod fisherman fucks ONE lobster and nobody lets him forget it.

You'll get nothing and like it.

In fairness, if they were called "Bams" you could make the same joke with 'Bamas.

They were carved from Bon Scott's bones.

"Play with My Balls in Hell"

How about "Balls" or "Hell"?

He had a ham fanwich for lunch.

Didn't he also drink a bottle of vanilla extract or am I misremembering?

The decline has been going on for over a decade, they've only now become desperate.

In a family album there's a great photo of my aunt at the age of two pulling a 22oz of Schlitz out of the fridge for my grandfather. He trained his baby to fetch his beer. He might be in hell for this.

Hey, shooting unarmed black men is a victimless crime. Get with the times.

Pssst, Madonna isn't actually the mother of Christ.

Those cameras will have many convenient malfunctions.

An argument about the direction of his character? Do ANY of the characters on these shows have a "direction"?

Um, no.

Fox lawyers put a stop to that VERY quick, as I remember.

I had it in the queue for over a year before watching it.

I read the Wiki page on this long before seeing the film. One of the few times I've ever been genuinely creeped the fuck out on that site. (Another being the story of those two British school kids who walked out of a mall with someone's two year old and casually killed him on some train tracks. Just horrifying.)

Anything beyond the second letter? I'd be curious as to what point it becomes harassment.

If this gimmick account is to work, you need to stick the landing. Have a p.s. along the lines of "but kick out all the damned Mooslim A-rabs".