That's the point in which you inform the officer that your taxes, in fact, pay his salary.

And led directly to his supporting roll in The Wonder Years.

Actually it will be "Achtung Joshua!", Akron's premiere U2 cover band.

But it functions as a helmet.

Aha, thanks. Not that I'm shocked mind you…

Wait, whats this Sheen is a murderer stuff? Just point me in the direction, you don't need to type the whole thing. Just curious.

Hey Kirk, have a nog and a smile and shut the fuck up.

So is this Beck's "Limbaugh admits he's a junkie, so lay off him, ok." moment?

They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Run Marty, it's the secular humanists!

The yule log comes but once a year, eh?

Sounds like Christmas came early in Maine.

My friend Rahm, he doesn't like you.

My friend Rahm, he doesn't like you.

That's how Houdini died, you know.

How dare you downvote someone with the bravery of their convictions to have their user activity locked. Why, right this minute he's telling the Huff-Po readers why Kim's full frontal shot is a calculated distraction from the GOP's senate win in Alaska.

The spam is self aware, get yer guns people.

My granny will rap tonight in his honor.

She's tall and spindly, her bones should make plenty of soup.

I was waiting for My Big Fat Greek Colonoscopy.

"Hannibal Buress Found Dead Hanging from Multi-colored Sweater."