Doth protest too much….

Please tell me this is a gimmick account.

Is there an organization along the lines of "Yankee Liberals for Southern Secession"? If not, I'm just tossing it out there.

"For tech support, give it a good teabagging, like so…"

"It's so user friendly, you can even dial the iPhone with your penis. Watch…"

Who's in the Yahoo comment section? All the best people.

"Jealous" is used in the same fashion.

Cast walks up to Hancock building…

This is the "Halloween 3; Season of the Witch" of the Jingle All the Way franchise. In other words, Larry the Cable Guy, druids, children with vermin crawling from every orifice. Merry fucking Christmas.

Oddly enough the film was about a guy with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

And miss out on the Mars Cheese Castle?!?!

He just needs some juice and a nap.

Wow. Put me in my place, I'll sob myself to sleep now.

w/e you suck

That's just horrifying. "Fuck that Puppets shit! Unforgiven 2 is the fucking metal!"

Lower your tone there, St. Anger.

When it came out I didn't know anyone who was still a "fan", so I couldn't say. But it says a hell of a lot about them that it's anniversary is being celebrated. Lars & James must possess next to zero self awareness. I mean, yeeesh.

Dare to dream, Kirk.

None. They grab their fans by the ankles, shake every ha'penny from their britches and expect a hearty "Thank You Metallica, may I have some more?" afterwards.

Hey, he didn't ASK to be born, OK?!?!