You kids keep playin' so rough, someone's gonna start cryin'.

^Yes^. My first thought was, 'This coffeehouse sadsack has gained himself a million bucks in free publicity by acting like a whiney 13 year old girl." Good for him on one end, and fuck him in the other.

The rats don't batter and fry themselves. Perhaps in Xanadu, but not here.

I envy your optimism.

Met a Deadhead who told me the easiest way to make money in the parking lot of a Dead show was to raid dumpsters behind grocery stores for the old vegetables and use them to make burritos. Obvious takeaway, never buy a veggie burrito from a hippie.

Breaking into Odenkirk's hotel room while he's doing his reading?

I noticed. He was looking a bit Marty Feldman.

Tucker Carlson's dust connection is there.

Wild Turkey & Demerol is the house cocktail of the Idaho Comic-Con.

Have you heard about their next video? They try to get an interview with the CEO of General Motors but he keeps slipping out the back door.

Donna had plastic surgery to look like Moira Kelly.

Blue Velvet 2: Lend Me Your Ear

That's pretty big if one hasn't seen it.

Are we talking bibb lettuce and sherry vinegar or iceberg and Heinz distilled white vinegar?

He is, as they say in Latin, a Dorkus Malorkus.

They might of had something if it was all pastoral, static shots and soothing voice over, then out of the blue a super graphic scene of the horse fucking.

We all have our limits.

Is that the "Guy is fucked to death by a horse" movie? Never could bring myself to watch that.

^ This. LFB should sue her plastic surgeon.

A 12 sided die.