Because Lance Goodthrust is eternal.

Isn't there a "normal" Beck album coming out in '14 as well? Im too lazy to search for it.

Ask Jennifer Lynch how she feels about Eraserhead.

I figure the next would have been "It's Alive IV: Night of the Deceased Alive"

Just stop. Really.

Perhaps Chik-fil-a enthusiasts will flock to see this simply because they agree with the author's anti-gay views.

LOOK!!!! TWELVE RAINBOW TROUT!!!!

Glowing jellyfish with a scar and a surly attitude.

that and the scowl.

The show's been on so long his adjectives/catchphrases for the food have reached a point here he could be replaced with a Fieri "See & Say".

Stirring the sauce so it don't stick.

Hosting Double Dare must have been a living hell for the man if that's true.

or perhaps following a dumbass bigoted comment with "HEY, at least I'm honest!!!"

Soon hopefully. He's wound tighter than a spring-snake in a peanut brittle can.

I still love the one about Billy Corrigan being the kid from Small Wonder.

^This. I had a good discussion recently about how mainstream rap and country seem to be in the exact same place. To find anything interesting, or even listenable, you need to look backward or under the radar.

Racially speaking.

I read this as "1 million + users too paranoid to do business with flesh and blood drug dealers buy drugs online in the age of NSA spying". Fucking brilliant.

They give him a hefty bitcoin fine.

The kind of affirmative action the right can get behind.