I'm more intrigued by the kiddie porn angle. When they were putting together this little operation (selling illegal drugs online) someone thought adding kiddie porn into the mix wouldn't raise eyebrows? In for a penny in for a pound I guess.

First I read of this, I thought "Silk Road" was an online sex toy company. Perhaps the Cockring Warehouse?

Thank you. I instantly thought, "So a jazz musician o.d'd on heroin and is now haunting the house?"

I'd bet most folks are unaware of Ginsberg's history in that department. On the other hand, the very name "Roman Polanski" is synonymous with pedophile.

Teabagged Chopra would have also been accepted.

Ugh. Hypersensitive much? I'd think that Uncle Scratch wouldn't get so butthurt over a simple retort.
And what part of "dont read rand" traslates to "love her marry her" Fucking hell, Mr Hyperbole.

It's not illegal to text in theaters, one man has set a code of conduct for his business. Don't like it, don't give him your money, you have plenty of theaters to text in. I've never read Rand, but I believe that's called "the free market". But maybe I'm the idiot.

Yes. Dip her head in bronze and she can play C3PO in Episode 7.

The sax playing bailiff needs to be the guy from Lost Boys.

Maybe a couple of Cubans will mow her down with uzis.

I'm sure he'll sob himself to sleep after reading your sobering critique.  Probably with his face buried between Biel's cans.

It's ok to keep some things to yourself.

Actually they should, but only if Colin Firth's ghost can be in the background of every shot disapprovingly shaking his head at everything Zellweger does.

Magnum;  "HIGGINS!!!"

"Baby Holly has survived here with no weapons and no training."

She's always given off the vibe of "Bosses wife tanked up on the dancefloor at the company Christmas party".

Zing!

The crab salad at the wrap party will leave the new cast members with a horrifying case of gas.

These guys must have left the toilet seat up. Amiright?!!?

Anyone got a match?