It would be magnificent is the purchaser removed this from it's shipping box to get hammer punched by the stench of Ben-Gay and Polident.

Anti-Robot insurance will be mandatory by next year. 

It's, like, a documentary from the future, maaaaan!

What's Obama's position on the Sentinels?  Whatever it is, my opinion is the opposite.

As a child I remember being very disturbed that Mick would just pick up a can from the ground and drink from it.  The dancing didn't make a dent,  but I couldn't get over how unhygienic is was to just guzzle mystery liquid from some random aluminum can.

and addiction. 

Wes Bentley slips through a rift in the space/time continuum and finds himself with Toby Maguire's career.

Based on the title, can we expect Anthony Kiedis to freak out and accuse everyone (but especially Mike Patton) of ripping off his unmitigated genius?

"Jam out with your clam out".

Like half inflated Firestones they is.

Oh, and unrelated.. if there isn't a "Carlos Danger" handle here by midnight, I'll be very dissapointed.

Having all your gear stolen in the parking lot may suck, but at least there's all you can eat bacon at the continental breakfast.   So really, the glass is half full.

Did they find their stage setup in the dumpster behind Epcot Center?

It's like a field recording in the worlds most depressing nursing home.  The parakeet in the background just adds to the atmosphere.

That was nothing compared to when everyone on Grey's Anatomy lost their jobs due to Obamacare.

I was going to say Drudge, but same difference.

"everyone loves the queers"

Studies have shown that most people prefer to know all the punchlines before going to a comedy show.   It's called being a well informed consumer.

There will be 0 reasonable discussions and you'll like it.

Yes, he won't.