" Was that a Sharpie brand marker you used on your penis or a generic off brand? Did it require mineral spirits to remove the ink or just soap and water?"

No kidding?  When it was announced that Kim quit, I figured Frank would just replace her with his wife.  Based on the Grand Duchy albums she could fill the gap.

She's tired of living in the past. Now if you'll excuse her, she's off to play "Last Splash" in it's entirety.

Devil's Tower is incredible in person, photos do no justice. 

"…and over there is where Clemenza the Grey sleeps with the orcs."

A friend and his brother were there on a family trip and spent the entire tour giggling and nudging each other to ask to see the basement.  At one point the guide asked if anyone had questions, so my friend raised his hand.  He said that before he even asked, the tour guide rolled her eyes and sighed, "and NO, there…

Your probably one of the few who knows it was a club and not a clothing brand.

Is that you, Brit Hume?

I love the line in "Leprosy" by Death (the death metal band)

That was my go-to song during the last election. 

They found the green screen used during production.  Oddly enough it was on the roof of a high rise apartment building in San Francisco.

Your x-ray vision has failed you.

Salo: 120 Days of Muppets

In celebration of this news,  I'm gong to blow up the moon.

"…stars Shane West"

Yea, my money was on Bordin.  Sad really, he worked for it.

So Pitchfork is more positive about this album than the AV Club?  Amazing. 

I'll never forget the one where he says he's taking his nephew to Disneyland and instead drives him to a burnt warehouse and screams "Oh no! Disneyland has burned down!!!"

Mr. Levine, I suggest you leave before this gets ugly.

"Mommy, since Jeffy's brains was ate up, can I have his baseball glove? He doesn't need it now."