But their crack is maple flavored, so there is that.

"Spare Change; Vietnam Vet"

Did the Animal Collective guy ever cough up that years in the making album? 

How about a guy who starts a Kickstarter campaign to start his own crowd funding website? 

I'm suprised those irony-blind "Atlas Shrugged" producers haven't jumped on this shit already.   You'd think having it's niche audience pony up would be the best way to not loose your shirt on the hotly anticipated third installment.  Then again it would probably have to be shot on an ipad to meet budget.

Mabye he was just trying to frighten off the seagulls.

I read that as "when he interviews rapers".  Read into that as you will.

Has it been said if he retained the whole incest subplot?  If so, I can't wait to see this opening night just to watch the crowd squirm.

You know Fox News turned into a hardcore comedy channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Well ya gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?

Not sure I'd include a documentary.  After all, the kid's mother didn't do what she did for the sole purpose of fucking with viewers heads.  At least I don't think so…

And here I thought that the inclusion of Santa was along the same lines as Count Chocula showed up to save the kids.  Damn my lapsed catholic parents.

Some kind soul has uploaded the entire Newhart series on Youtube.  I'm at about episode 45, never thought I'd see the whole thing front to back.

You see, Tom Noonan symbolized the horrors of the contemporary job market…

Last time I ordered that, I had to tattoo the reciept on my thigh to remember that I ate it.

Koala Kung Pao aint too shabby.

"It sets up this distaff-Deliverance scenario much better than it pays it off."

Usually money laundering operations try to not call attention to themselves.

There's a book called "Outrageous Conduct" by Stephen Farber & Marc Green about that whole incident and the trial.  Not simpathetic to Landis or Spielberg.

Or the peanut butter on the hamburger. Ewwww…