….and women were never stereotyped ever again.

"Black Metal Purists"  are an absolute fucking chore to be around socially.  The ones I've unfortunately met all seemed to be under the impression that they are a better class than a Hot Topic goth dork, but they're not.

Well, if Vampire Weekend plays the same song for 24 hours at the Guggenheim there will be no question of who the better band is.

As a professional contrarian did you ever give a fuck about an A rated album on the AV Club?   The smart money is on "no".

If you don't like it, roe away.

Hey, stop carping on Franco.

Must compete in joust, eat plague riddled chicken to go home.

Solondz or GTFO.

Carraway wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette.

I enjoyed Kill List and will check this out despite the general meh-ness of most reviews.

Just yank it off real fast. Repeat.

Super Bowl Shuffle

Comment #459?

"Hey, AV Club….look over yonder.  There's fuzzy rabbits"

Funny, my first thought was "Wouldn't most people kill A) Their boss and B) everyone higher up the ladder than themselves."  

Adios, Nathan.  Hope your final stroll from the AV Club office is soundtracked to "Beautiful Ride" by Dewey Cox.

A marzipan ball gag is the zenith of civilization.

Mike's decision?  You never know until it's on the record.

Don't insult Wiseau, at least he's sincere. 

That poor, poor child.  All she wanted to do was entertain.