comedy's official stance on peanut brittle:

Scraps
Turkey Club >Culture Club > American Kennel Club

stick around

it takes loads of IQ points to pretend to be someone else

How are you?

DILLION!!!!
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

somebody's agent has a lot of motherfucking explaining to do

how much of that budget went to developing the tech?
does that count? If they break even, I wager it'll mean more movies using the technique.

everything's derivative these days. The Brits did "Whiskey, Baby, Foxtrot" first, but 'Foxtrot' was played by a man in a monkey suit. We have a real-deal monkey that I got on Craigslist.

you know what's 'very funny'?
Whiskey. Especially when your drinking buddies are a baby and a monkey. We live in a big rig and solve crimes. I think there's a dog and Vic Tayback shows up at one point. It's a little hazy.

Jay Cutler does

treme
get on top

i think there's titties in it, so that's one thing, caveman. that's one thing.

it's a good way to send money (lol! see, you ask about tv and I answer with answer NOT about TV)

Patrick Stewart having sex:

instead of watching this
take a comic book, roll it up, tape it around your erection and rape your childhood with it BECAUSE MOVIES ALWAYS DO THIS

posting to say that HipsterDBag is a piece of shit. next time at least be true to yourself and say, 'fuck you tourist!' instead of passive aggressive unrelated comment posts

he won an oscar you monster

that's dick nog, fool. learn some cookbook

In honor of ZMF
I punched a bunch of grannies in the tits at an old folks home. I also made egg nog and called Santa a 'fuck'. The kid on his lap cried and peed, so all in all it was a satisfying outing.