conversely
I DO give a damn about my bad reputation and I cultivate it like a beet farm.

totally

some women are like hookers, man. some aren't and some are very much not like hookers.

the perfect movie would have:
monkeys
explosions
nudity (preferably female)

Every Which Way But Loose

monkeys in people clothes is usually funny
I'm sure LeBlanc is crying over his huge pile of syndication money. Next to a hooker or a woman who is like a hooker.

Yeah - Terrific lesbian comedian Wanda Sykes is on at that time!

Read "The Portmanteau Book". Literally read it.

This 2 carat diamond is not from Jared. Fuck this diamond and fuck you!

Sorry
Kristen Wiig should spell her name Kriisten Wiig.

in five minutes

You do NOT disparage Neil Diamond.

Curly was my favorite stooge.

Mike and the Mechanics

can't help it. maybe it's nostalgia. maybe the marble-mouth thing is endearing to me. I really like Colin. Just saw him last month doing stand-up and it was hysterical.

I also object to the general lack of Will Forte. Sustain that, bitches!

Norm then Colin Quinn.

this whole courtroom is out of order!

Stupid DishNetwork program guide!

I like Jon Bovi
Because Will Forte looks ridiculous. A sketch with Jon Bovi wherein Bon Jovi appears would have been a layup.