During their Oscars live-blog (I know, I know), one of the Jezebel writers kept repeatedly making fun of Sam Smith for once being fat. Even though on that site, "body shaming" is usually met with the wrath of a thousand constipated hornets. There are plenty of other things to make fun of the guy for, without being so…

Except on some sites like Jezebel, where certain writers will send you back to the greys or bar you completely if you dare disagree with them, and their other writer friends pile on in the comments. It's very high school. I learned this the hard way.

I know Koka Booth's not really that big.

It's one of those movies that I will end up watching every time it's on. Like Point Break. Fucking brilliant sick-day movies.

Sounds like he has hell toupee.

Goddammit now I'm really sniffling.

A similar thing happened to me. I was at college, and my dad mentioned during a phone chat that he packed up my room and gave it to my sister.

And thusly why my parakeet is named Agador Spartacus.

I feel an odd mix of pride and shame in my state right now- an American Idol gingerpixie is running for public office.

North Carolina here- this morning I saw a Clay Aiken attack ad.

Dirigibles, shiny Statue of Liberty, punky hipster Lincoln….. I could distract myself for a long weekend.

Alt-United States in the Fringe alt-verse. Dirigibles!

"Corrine Died on the Battlefield"- the Tom Waits/Pres. Hall version.

Damn youuuuuu!  A most ignominious defeat.

Oh that poor wolf. I had to hug my dog afterwards.

I would kick in. And Kickstarter should have something to do this, like a Kick-offer,

I thought it was Theon that got his todger docked.

Iron Man 3 almost had my interest, somehow lost my interest.

This holds a special place in my heart as the only sports-related movie that the husband and I can enjoy watching together.

Don't forget copious shots of Tara's quivering lip.