That would probably be more entertaining than what they're planning.  She was the only redeeming feature of the live action movie.

Meet the new neighbours, the Derridas.  Tempers rise when father Jaques borrows the lawnmower and returns it broken down into its structural components.  Ferdinand de Saussure guest stars.

Gloria Jone's version of "Tainted Love" is by far the best version.

If there's one good thing to come out of his work it's that it helps critics sharpen their critical thinking skills.

He may not be David Hilbert but he certainly got with the program.

Any album that gave the world "Superstition" has set the bar unimaginably high.

It boggles me that when two of the most talented songwriters of all time (people who created music that will be remembered for centuries) got together, all they managed to make was "Ebony and Ivory".  It's like hearing that Beethoven and Bach got together and wrote "My Humps".

25 was a good year - I fell in love and finally started growing up.  Happy birthday.

That's My Kind of Compote! was Rogers and Hammerstein's poorly received follow up to State Fair.

Frost here this morning.

I prefer Talking Book but I've got to say that the bass line of "I Wish" has got to be one of humanities greatest achievements.

He'd turn in his badge, but it's riveted to his shell

The town can't afford his insurance.

Yes, but you get Carrot and Angua too

Less of a "loose cannon" and more a "loose minigun"

"No, you have the wrong number - this is 91…2"
Favourite Simpsons quote ever.

Wiggums has my all-time favourite Simpsons line

I thought that "Accidentalu Glienss" was some some Romanian guy and I didn't know why you were calling him incompetent.

How now?  A rat?

Could it be…you have birdseed…in your hair?