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ATTACKED BY TUSK!

He's taking your picture!

Girl, you know *that's* true.

I'll just buy a cheap-ass plastic canoe that I can use for hauling crap around and devote my woodworking to making myself the Captain Kirk chair that I've been planning forever.

The process is reversed from when I was last dating - first you met the person face-to-face, then you found out if you had anything in common.

I like Pegg's James Mason-ish reading of it.

I've wanted to make a canoe but a/ never had the time and b/ hate the idea of dragging a beautiful wooden canoe over rocks.  For a canoe I want something reasonably light and plastic, something I can fix with tape and a cigarette lighter.

What's worse is that, because I'm self-employed, I've only taken two weeks of vacation in the past decade.  I'll take a day or two hear and there, but never can get a whole week at a time.

Weighed myself the other day and found I'd lost 7 pounds from the last time I checked.

I just want to say that I find the Online Dating Threads fascinating, even though (or perhaps because) I've been in the same relationship for nearly 20 years.  Seriously, I haven't been dating since the internet became a thing.

Well, I hope you're better at organizing shows to save the youth center than you are at grant writing.

I don't often get 80s songs, which makes this list so weird.

I read that as "…people who can't set, then sew to hemlines."

I've given up on mental sanity.

My daughter's long past the Wiggles fandom age  but I still get that song stuck in my head when there's leftover pasta.

I haven't had a day of vacation since January.  No holidays off either.  Man, I need to spend a week doing nothing someplace pretty, even if I'm just in a tent.

Plumbing's a pain-in-the-ass.  Congratulations.

I can't hear the word "bacon" or "pancake" without having the song automatically start playing.

I was plagued by "Diamond Girl" for days and days.

I'll take either of those over "Baby I'm a Want You", which is the type of crap I normally have to put up with.