He was disappointed with Six Flags Over Waterloo

Yeah, Carlin was much better at it when James was calling the Fat Controller a "bloated fuck"

Well *that's* awesome

Happy Birthday

Exhaustion.

I'm tired.  You're going to just have to reply to yourself.

Already planning on watching this with my father.

I've got some recordings of my daughter when she was little and I taught her about multi-track mixing.  They're pretty adorable.

I didn't teach my daughter what "regret" means.  Does that make me a bad parent?

When I was about 12 I got a baseball glove - it was for a lefty so it was really awkward to use and I couldn't grip worth shit with my fingers mashed into the wrong holes.  Before that we used to take those small milk cartons and mash them flat - they weren't any good for catching but they provided some protection…

Beatmatch the brat with a baseball bat

How about "twerking gedankenexperiment"?  Is it all constructions with German terms?

Well, it's actually an picture of my *father*, but there is a family resemblance.

I just rewatched The Magnificent Seven last week and the first thought that struck me was how *skinny* all these paragons of machismo were.  I mean, even Bronson could have been a "before" picture in some terrible exercise machine ad.  James Coburn makes Michael Keaton look like Arnold Schwatzeneger.

Did they meet at The Palace?

If it's Halifax in Canada, the horrifying food of choice would be donairs (http://www.kingofdonair.ca/), not poutine.

@avclub-2300d8171ca46be1ee5a72d2837c1b6d:disqus f there's any place in the world where the slightest discrepancies in breast size are meticulously studied in precise detail, it would be a place where there are men.

Also, M. Micturée (Belgium, 2012) won the "Douche d'Or" at the Cannes Adult Film Festival last year.

Ah, forest porn.  Near the tracks.

It Is Not Right To Go Panda-Blasting was the only animated feature created during China's "Revolutionary Opera" period.  Even though Jiang Qing herself oversaw the production, the original story went through so many censors that the majority of it's 80 minute running time is taken up with explanation of the benefits…