First pet and street name for me sounds more like a country singer - Caleb Aikens.

Frank Log saw something

Speaking of which, what ever happened to "Anywhere I Lay My Head"?

Think of a number, any number.

…is he rich like me?

Water heater can be replaced by yourself (and a strong friend if you want to be able to use your back later) in a couple of hours.

Wood stoves can be a nightmare - that's what killed Wierd Al's parents.  Get a professional to inspect it separately.  Get quotes on the costs to fix everything and demand the owners lower the price by at least that much.

Stiff, manly hugs for me.

Mawiage.  Mawiage is what bwings us togethew today.

Congratulations, and I applaud your sentiment.  The missus and I were married by a judge at my sister's house with a small group of family.  It was lovely.

Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard but I think "oh bondage, up yours!"

Saracen pig!

You yunguns probably won't believe this but when I was in middle school I was threatened with suspension for not standing during the Lord's Prayer, which was said in our class *every morning*.  This was a *public* school, in an *urban* area.  So I stood and said the prayer just like everyone else.

I mean "Bullets" is underappreciated because it's still lumped in with late-career oody.  I think it's easily as good as his early, funnier stuff.

Yeah, the switch was weird and the chemistry between Allen and Ullman wasn't great - it was like a sub-Bananas suddenly changing into a sub-Stardust Memories.  And I agree Rapaport and Lovitz were fun (I still like Rapaport's wearing his mining helmet backwards because it looked cooler).  But the thing I still…

They tried putting *me* in a room full of women and that didn't work either.

I much preferred Small Time Crooks to this.  I think it actually has my favourite Hugh Grant performance.

Take the Money and Run was the first Allen movie I saw and I thought the marching band scene was hilarious.  That and the bank heist where the teller can't read his handwriting.  I have to watch that again, I can't remember how long it's been.

Too late - I got dibs.

It's like some kind of spooky conspiracy