I claim that something is making me confused and titillated at LEAST thrice weekly.

I always declare things to be …. awesome!
And I'm always asking people why they hate me.

HAVE YOU EVER, taken a train and eaten it, piece by piece, right after derailing it with your Penis?

I say these 2 things nearly every time I am given an opportunity:

I have, honest to god, never met a DMB fan who isn't, in some way or another, a total and complete fuckwad.

BMG provided me with so many, many, many tapes, way back in the day….

Could be a crackhead, got hold to tha WRONG stuff!

Hahahahaha….
You shore are some funny guys!!

I love the fact that so many people are already expressing genuine emotion and sadness over the inevitable ending of my beloved LOST.

Thank you Mr Barleycorn.

Best Noir Books?
I'm about to read Blood Meridian, because … well, because I was assigned it, but after that, I am now compelled to read something Noir-y.

Hm. I just finished The Dark Tower (part 1!) while seated on my throne here at work. (Pssst…! "My throne" is what I — devilishly! — call the toilet here at work!!)

I knew nothing about this movie; was encouraged to watch it by a friend; fucking loved it.

I found it puzzling, too, that very-recently-oxy-junkie Jack could beat down Jimmy fuckin' LaFleur with such ease.

This oughta get me into a POOF!

While I have no objections to tits in physical form,
"tits" in adjective form is…well….how to put a positive spin on this…?

This is the most annoying thread I've ever read in all my days.

One time in CHINA (where they love LOST and sell me adorable bootleg cds on footbridges filled with limbless beggars straight out of some Arturan accepted camp), I had a cockney neighbor. She once told me she was going to see the girl "apples and pears." And I was like, "What the fuck are you talking about?" And…

"That could be a good "out" for Libby.
He made her, initially, in the mental institution. Then he willed her to like him on the island. (?)"

But…..Harry Potter is interesting….