All I know is if they ever make a Lee J. Cobb bio-pic, they'd have to cast Jason Segel in it. Just like if they ever make a Bill Hicks bio-pic, they have to cast that scaredy-cat mullet-haired guy from "The Walking Dead"

Remember Barbi Benton? What She Looks Like Today Is Unreal

Do you KNOW who Reese Witherspoon IS? DO YOU???

"The Straight Story" and "O.C. & Stiggs"

Nice! Doesn't he sneak into a castle or a compound or something later? I think I remember Cheech and Chong have a trap set inside the place, so they instruct all the would-be guards to let him succeed, then they get all mad because the guards are overacting, pantomiming having been stabbed and dispatched before…

Indeed, and in this case, tragic. I mean, a solid 10 minutes of the movie was a kid rapping. That's not an exaggeration or an embellishment. He is literally rapping. In one scene, he's doing so on a train, and the conductor is standing there watching him and enjoying it. You can practically hear Shyamalan beaming…

You mean the guy who told us it was okay to see "The Visit"? (It was not)

Robin Harris was hilarious in this movie…

Really! It's like nobody here ever saw Act 1 of the (excellent, BTW) Edward Norton "Incredible Hulk" picture.

If Brad and Terry get on board it could be a Pitt-Crews production

Richard Gere

And this whole time I thought it was "You see us in da streets…"

A scalp tingler is not a sex toy.

she could shake the slugs out of my… uhh… I mean, she could slug me a shake of… uhh… I mean… she could do something to me that's a double entendre any time

he just wants to get the jump on ordering it

You're not going to believe this, but I think he did the Moonlighting theme song

they should get Lance Barber to play Steve Bannon

His father was a mudder

Lance Barber

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