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Movies I Like A Lot But The Review Was From Before There Was A Comments Section, Case File No. 17-0438

Onion Picks "Wick" Flick, Tricks Hicks, Counts Clicks

I don't know why but I'll never forget the joke where the town crier up in the castle tower yells "Aaaaallll's Welllll!" every hour or whatever, and then Yellowbeard is trying to sneak into the castle and pushes him out of the tower and he screams "AAAAHHH!" and people turn around to see what's happening and

Yeah, I could be totally wrong about it being a David Cross interview, but it was definitely a comedian in that stratum (the one David Cross occupies) of the entertainment business.

I can't remember who (David Cross, maybe?), but somebody said some scathing things about Jim Belushi in an interview published here on this site. Basically that he's a D-lister who thinks he's an A-lister, treats people like shit, etc.

shoot, beat me to it

Ahh-SWEE-pay!!

It's already been splattened

He could get Atom Egoyan to direct it

Lance Henriksen + William Forsythe = good movie, I don't care what the "box office" says

If not for "From Justin to Kelly", we might never have had the TV commercials wherein a pint-sized Prince (even smaller than the real Prince) impersonator pitches Dr. Pepper

Great call

Yooogaahdooo wuhchooogaahdoo tuh surrvaaav, Corrrl!

One sells the "Big Mac", and the other sells the "Big Mc"… I don't see what the problem is

Yeah but Billy smoked a doobie with Willie Nelson on the White House roof, so that's pretty much ball game right there

Brando - Chris Elliott

Oh yes, that was beautiful - "Okay, it's a prison, so the inmates wouldn't have access to materials that one would use to make body armor for spear fights, so they'd have to improvise and use something like phone books and duct tape"

I don't know about "cool" but she was smokin' hot (like "sexually attractive") in "The Brady Bunch Movie"

John Lithgow played a tough guy in prison in "Ricochet" but I don't remember if they indicated that his character was an actual party member