You should be proud of yourself. I remember seeing this movie when it first came out with my dad. About 40 minutes into the movie, I turned to my dad and asked "are you really hating this movie?" He replied "yeah this movie is terrible." We spent the rest of the runtime making fun of it.

Oh, no doubt about that!

Right. Your "cousin" is the one that cries at this movie…. :)

I'd buy that. Though, and I don't mean any disrespect to your first dance song, but that Aerosmith song is the one thing I can't defend from Armageddon. I've spent a lot of time thinking about what song I'd pick if I was ever interviewed for AV Club's Hatesong, and "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" is probably what I'd…

And I imagine the Mormons were none to happy about the reference to a pagan god either.

I swear I read somewhere that it was Cage himself who had the idea that his character wouldn't use cuss words, so that phrase is probably 100% Cage.

Oh man, easily by far the worst and stupidest thing in this movie.

MI2 IS that bad, and worse. They took a great spy/action movie and turned it into an incoherent mess of explosions and stunts.

Or when William Fincher gives the mission patch to Billy Bob Thornton….

I love me some Kurt Russell, but you can't tell me he would have been a better Han Solo than Harrison Ford.

I love The Rock, but I'd accept Mission: Impossible as the choice this year too. And yeah, MI 2 is total dogshit.

I remember enjoying it when I saw it in theaters as a kid, but not understanding it at all. I rewatched it years later, and was actually able to make sense of the plot. It has became one of my favorite movies of all time.

I guess you got me there! :)

Well if Bond had been captured and left to rot in prison since the 60s, I think he'd turn out just like Mason.

Carla was the prom queen!

I hate Armageddon. And yet, I also love that damn movie.

The Rock is such a good movie. I always considered it an unofficial Bond sequel.

I have to admit to kinda liking "What's The Worst That Could Happen?," but that has more to do with William Fincher than Martin Lawrence. The scene where he's walking his two little poodles down the street and says "pull me like a chariot!" makes me laugh every time I think about it. Seriously, I'm laughing now.

The Cage Zone is not all good, but there's gold in them there hills.

I'm glad you gave some shade to Waterworld. It's no masterpiece (though I do love it) but it's so much better than people give it credit for.