This is untrue. There's a parabola of religiosity, and if you go too far you go over to where everyone assumes you're a freak waiting for one beer too many (if you're female) or secretly molesting boys (if you're male).

This is untrue. There's a parabola of religiosity, and if you go too far you go over to where everyone assumes you're a freak waiting for one beer too many (if you're female) or secretly molesting boys (if you're male).

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I recommend washing sheets between relationships, or every five years, whichever comes first. Hope this reply is helpful, you should like my profile!

In some column years ago he wrote that his goal was to give advice as if he was sitting on a bar stool. He intends for it to be unleashed and combative, like a buddy. It's part of the shtick that remains from the days when he encouraged readers to start their letters "Hey Flag!" except minus one letter because I know…

In some column years ago he wrote that his goal was to give advice as if he was sitting on a bar stool. He intends for it to be unleashed and combative, like a buddy. It's part of the shtick that remains from the days when he encouraged readers to start their letters "Hey Flag!" except minus one letter because I know…

Okay, okay, this is nonsense. These movies are NOT better than or just like the old Transformers series and movie. The old Transformers required 0 hours before getting to the ass beating, and never wasted our time with a human subplot, other than the pilot, which was only for the purposes of introduction.

How are we not talking about how much that sub graphic sucked. My God!

Given the writers' love of naming, I think it's safe to say "He's Our You" doesn't refer exclusively, or maybe at all, to the relationship between Oldham and Sayyid.

Please, please, for the sake of all the bored uninitiated, we gotta keep the Wire comments way down in a hole.

John Locke was shot and left for dead, but rose again to become the leader of the Others.

I thought it was a Tony Danza kind of thing

The songs weren't that much better in season one, you were just more surprised by them. Go back and listen to "Business Time" again, it's not that clever.

How on earth is HBO going to let them kill this? Nonsense, there's too much money to be made.

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Aldo, Jenny.

Brian stretches the "silly New Zealander" joke too thin. Before Brian, we could always assume that it was just Bret, Jemaine, and Murray that were the goofy New Zealanders and it added to their characters. Now, we have to assume it's the whole islands, and it takes away some of the main three's specialness.

There are two other brilliantly awful things about this article:

Yes, Kate is going to ruin this, because Kate ruins everything. Kate is a one giant catastrophe. If the island had asked her to sacrifice herself back in season one, no one else ever would have. She's like an extra in a horror movie, only - she - never - dies!

I don't know if it's that simple. Remember when Sayyid was on the freighter and noticed a time discrepancy?