What, is she funny?

Crank 3: The Crankiest

ARGH!
Please kill the giant banner ads that move!!! The Whitest Kids U'Know is giving me a seizure.

They're huffing primer, it's not "silver" really.

The Original Office's second series is a masterpiece. If this show pays off the way that one did, it will be well worth it. I'm afraid to commit myself to this show, though, because the Office is the only show I've ever known to have the balls to follow its comedic setting to its logical conclusion.

"I'll just say a witticism and the people around won't notice it, but the audience at home will really appreciate it."

I think my favorite line of the night was Wiig's off-hand "About six years ago" when Bret asked her how long Charlie had been missing.

If I were a conservative, or even a moderate, there is no way I could ever read this website, especially not enough to have a user name.

A Canuck? Tron funking blows!!

Sweeeeeet. Add one nerd.

So is the avatar you, DD? Because I am the reincarnated Ramases II, but my avatar is a picture of a statue of my half-brother that archaeologists confused with me, though they have no idea yet. You get to know these things when you've been reincarnated.

Really, you know they asked for this.

To clarify: "write one yourself" means write it for yourself, not for some other asshole. But unless you need to submit it tomorrow, use my second idea. Apply your gender studies background to some local issue, or else write about what it's like to be a newcomer/townie.

Ellie, a writing sample is to see what you judge as good writing. Just go ahead and write one yourself.

uhm, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover…

Jason Falls in Love

What we really need is Jason XXX. It already has a porn-quality plot, why not just give the people what they want, as the Hitler VW Bug says.

No new steps at the Pan-Oceanic!

Alas, if only you had chosen to meticulously edit the article and then post all of them here instead.

He got down with my girlfriend. That ain't right.