I believe it is an innovation of Dan Brown's, actually.

Well, Ziskeit, boutique DVD labels are going out of business left and right, due in part to the recession and in part to oversaturation of the DVD market. This makes it more difficult to find foreign films that don't get lots of festival buzz in the States, where foreign films are inexplicably shunned. However, the…

I don't know if you'll see this, but the film is structurally very similar to Ikiru, only in this film the character is denied his catharsis and lives. He doesn't do what Watanabe did; he doesn't redeem himself by doing good for others for the sheer sake of that good. Instead, he seeks happiness. Ikiru abruptly…

No, but Mortensen cock-slaps a wastrel for looking at him cross.

Still more disturbing: Glenn Beck's Christmas garter belt.

I'm going to write and direct a film in which a little kid dies and his heartbroken mother goes to cry on his pillow only to find a letter there the kid wrote with "God's pen!" It will inspire the worst song ever written!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Woody Allen was as funny in print during his prime period as he was in performance. Steve Martin, too. Those are the only others I can think of…

X-Mas curtains are fucking beautiful.

I concur, Baits. I ate it up. But then, I'm the kind of person who's inclined to like it just because I agree with its themes. I need to rewatch it.

"[A] woman receives oral sex… and… consensual… bloodshed… with… Korean… pervert… Rain… and… a knife… in… Ninja Assassin[!] [T]he real star is the blood that gushes and spurts from… Naomi Harris['s]… ["]wound["][.] [A]rch-nemesis… Stephen Colbert… turns on… Luc Besson… and… vivisect[s]… him[.] Rain… murders… the…

Again, the good parts of the sequels involve the symbolism, not the "human drama," because there is none.

What does LaMarche look like? They should've cast him in that role.

They'll eat your ass, if you know what I mean!

Um… You would give him and his family money to see it so you could go in his house and have sex with his incontinent mother?

Daniel Day Lewis might be able to play The Judge, but he certainly couldn't play any other part in the film. He's too over-the-top to play Toadvine. In fact, he seems to only be able to thrive in films that are willing to go way past the point of reasonableness these days.

Ninja ^3

Yes:

And the audience.

Is that Jeffrey Combs?!

The question is, can we watch?