Hi, everybody. I've had a crazy couple of years. I moved to a nice place in a city I like, joined the AVCC Twitter circle, repaired my relationship, met a bunch of our fellow commenters, started writing again, and got a half decent job. Last November, my spouse and I had a remarkably beautiful, precocious baby girl.…

This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world begins.
This is the way the world is.

And an infinity of selves
Exist in spacial colocation
Moment. by moment. by moment.

…
There was.
There is and there shall be.
Ever.
Again.
The clockwork revolution of a moment
Is the making and unmaking of a world.

Uninteresting Actual Will Smith quote:

She sat down on the desk. She propped up one leg on the desk and her skirt slid down to her thigh like a greased-up chinaman on a luge and I wondered if I would see the face of God tonight. I took a hard swig of firewater and said to the dame, "I reckon you come here for a reason. And if I reckon rightly, that reason…

Yeah, have you seen the rest of the internet? i never even posted on another site before this one, and I don't intend to ever post on another site.

Indeed.

I hate it when this happens.

The moral of the story is that one should never where one does not belong.

Bro!

It's in about 2,000 theatres, isn't it? Maybe they should just concentrate on a long release in urban areas, because I can't really see it playing well around here.

AJR, your family is much cooler than my family, even if your hippie sister-in-law is an idiot.

Wait until you see a Harry Potter pull a horse…

It is said that if any audience member sneezes or coughs during these stares, everyone else in the audience will tear him/her (Who am I kidding? Her!) to shreds like a pack of rabid dogs.

*Middle manager runs up to Stephanie Meyer*

I don't know whether McCarthy can ever be done justice by a film, but if any of his novels would work on film, it's The Road.

Meanwhile, The Blind Side.
The Blind Side.

Down 70%!
Who has 40% for next weekend? 40%? 35%? The odds are good, people!

It turns out the coach is a thousand year-old psychic vampire. At the end of the film, he is impaled by God's crystal tears.