One Hour Photo is superb. Insomnia is very good. That episode of Homicide: Life on the Street he's in is also great. And The Birdcage. And that scene in Deconstructing Harry.

Wild Hogs 2: In Which Actual Wild Hogs Eat the Cast of Wild Hogs

It was clearly not shelved out of respect for the dead.

Diminishing standards of quality in movie studios combined with diminishing roles for older men to force these guys into a sopping bag of dog shit of a movie. Hooray for the studio system in the era of microtargeting!

I wouldn't give it $3.50.

Movies like this always seem to appeal to middle-aged-and-older men. Old Dogs has middle-aged-and-older stars. Sure, they're completely different movies, but they'll be sold to the same people.

Paranoid Park, Elephant, and Gerry are great through and through, Bascule.

I'm with you, Kyle. Those sequels have a lot of good in them, even if they also have a lot of bad.

Perhaps they should've called it "Ninja: Assassin of Ninjas."

Great picture, BfG. Scott makes it sound like only the music is mawkish, so hopefully the scene still plays out like it does in the novel. At least the audience would still get the message of the scene, even if it is underlined too much.

The descriptions of the landscape are vital to the understanding of the text, but I think they merely supplement the Judge's monologues, rather than supplanting them in thematic importance. A few tasteful lines could be given to a member or two of the gang that could draw the same parallels between the landscape and…

Yeah, Cock & Bull is amazing. But I can't believe she would be reduced to this tripe. I guess she should go back to Britain.

Without at least two parts assassin, these movies always go flat…

There is a plot to this?! I always thought the Wachowski crew would only err on the side of ambition…

Old Dogs is opening against this? It's almost like Hollywood's other releases combine to guarantee this won't find an audience.

He praises the film's depiction of the world, and that's a big part of what will make it succeed or fail.

The problem with Blood Meridian is the violence; that book would make Passolini pale.

Eponymous, I'm now picturing the "James sings" scene from the second season premiere, only with James as the two girls in the room. It's fucking creepy.

I read it as the roboy being a horrible mockery of actual emotion, with his Teddy as his programmed mockery of a faithful companion. They were a mock-Quixote and Sancho Panza, and Quixote's delusion was his programmed "love," which was something closer to obsession. It was created by a seemingly benevolent Gepetto…

I'd be offended if I wasn't Irish.