Certain Inventory would be the next Twilight, Phipps actually arranged for the contributors to receive a percentage of the gross, so no.

Fucking in the Shit Stores remains permissible.

The thin line between the character Stacy512 and the person behind her is becoming ever thinner…

In somewhat less-fortunate news, American celebrities continue to not kill themselves at an alarming rate.

He's going to wrap himself up in swaths of her pink flesh while listening to Bring on the Dancing Horses.

Or maybe those things from Phantasm.

Did anyone actually say that people who don't want to have sex "are old-fashioned and don't want anyone to have fun"? I know I didn't. I said abstinence, as well as sexual activity, is a personal decision. I did say that total pre-marital abstinence can lead to poor decision-making (so can irresponsible sexual…

You took her down to her own vagina?

Innervisions & Songs in the Key of Life FTW.

West has a rich, idiosyncratic diction that lends well to podcasting, and he's pretty funny. But, yeah, Baratunde Thurston was the best foil by far.

The windows are locked now, so what will it be: a house on fire or a rising sea?

By "flavortown," to you mean the dumpster behind the local Chili's?

I'll bet it smells like love. Biastiocian love.

I'm not saying that one has to have low self-esteem to choose to remain abstinent until marriage. While I think that such a practice is somewhat silly, for it fails to prepare one for the inevitable complications that sexual activity add to a relationship, I don't think it's evidence of low (or high) self-esteem and I…

Pshaw has it, Read. You seem to suggest that any sexual expression or exploration outside marriage is, by its very nature, "promiscuous," or indicative of loose morals. As both a nonreligious person and a student of philosophy, I find your correlation of morality and abstinence abhorrent. Not only is it possible to…

Weird Fishes/Arpeggi- Radiohead
Lights Out- Santigold
Albert Camus- Titus Andronicus
Won't Trade- Q-Tip
Haiti- Arcade Fire
Blood Visions- Jay Reatard
0% Finance- GZA
Plans- Dinosaur Jr.
Prison Girls- Neko Case
Church- Outkast
Boyz- M.I.A.
Devils & Dust- Bruce Springsteen
Blind- TV on the Radio
Unison- Bjork
Toxicity- System of a…

Little Cream Soda- The White Stripes
Keep Me in Your Heart- Warren Zevon
North American Scum- LCD Soundsystem
One Beer- MF Doom
Going On- Gnarls Barkley
Karen Revisited- Sonic Youth
People as Places as People- Modest Mouse
When the Man Comes Around- Johnny Cash
Just a Thought- Gnarls Barkley
9 Milli Bros- Ghostface Killah
The…

Raymond, I actually got into QotSA around the time I quit weed, so I don't think intoxication is a prerequisite for enjoyment. The simplicity of the riffs is, of course, intentional. The sound is meant to bludgeon the listener in a manner similar to heavy metal, but it is also meant to be light, catchy, even silly.…

Electric Ladyland is the last album of The Jimi Hendrix Experience, but not of Jimi himself.

Well, it was Amelia that did it, then. That movie went down like Mr. Ed on Ewan McGregor.