Okay, you're right on that one.

I think he would be in the middle. Observe and Report, Zach and Miri, and Funny People didn't make shit, but he has also been in several huge animated movies lately, and Pineapple Express did good business.

You're on the list in our hearts.

The Beef was also in Eagle Eye, which was, I think, the first movie ever built around him. It made money. But it was also the more-retarded version of Enemy of the State, which also made money, so it could have been the premise.

When you crawl back into your grave, darg your daughter down with you. By the hair.

I will see damn near anything with Michelle Williams or Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Blue cheese and rat's blood.

Bugs, the Special Edition DVD includes the black and white version of the film, and it is unbelievably beautiful.

That is what I meant, Razor. Also, I think Allen's assertion that there is neither God nor a moral structure to existence is much bleaker than Raskolnikov reforming, marrying the woman he loves, and becoming a hero.

Actually, Tom Cruise played both roles and is, in fact, a 43-year-old Estonian dwarf.

Me, too, Razor. It changes the story from that of a man beset by conditions that drive him to evil, but who is essentially good, to that of a man who is fundamentally evil and his effect on the world around him. Kubrick's Torrance is an empty man convinced of his inner worth who desires to create proof of this worth;…

Unfortunately, the latter will refuse to perform tricks for cash on grounds related to "dignity," but will likely perform deific machinations at the behest of no one in particular.

I agree regarding The Mist, but not the hug. I'll just smack his ass a little.

If remakes count, The Fly and The Thing are both a go.

Again, Wingnut, I think The Shining the movie is better than 99% of the movies I've ever seen, but we can both agree that it's vastly superior to that miniseries.

Yes, but Maslin would describe it as the finely wrought product of an innovative culinary genius.

The last ten years have seen the critical consensus on his work revised. I think this is due, in part, to a general relaxation of literary standards in American culture; popular novels are now treated as seriously in the university as are the finely honed works of Joyce and Woolf. This is, of course, due to the…

Perhaps there will be a successful writer or musician who has fallen into a dangerous pattern of self-destructive behavior and a woman who will fall in love with him.

Actually, many of my favorite Futurama episodes- Jurassic Bark, Time Keeps on Slippin', The Luck of the Fryish, The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings- are among those that most deeply mine the show's emotional vein. That said, Futurama didn't have to do that in order to succeed. It was a show that largely succeeded on…

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