Looks like the mental hospital's offering free Internet again.

Whatsa matter, Gerbil, you run outta Wikipedia?

Bill Carter?
As in BillCarter@TrainerForTheStarsSeekingStars.org?

The aimless riffing is my favorite part. I could listen to 30 minutes of that a week. It's the calls with Jen Kirkman that got old fast for me. Paul, nothing against Jen, but I know you have other friends — I'll bet you'd have funny, interesting conversations with them, too!

Yes, you are in Alternate Reality #1.

Given that she'd just come from Burlesque, can we really rule out a suicide?

Sean almost died!
Whew. That was a close one.

The Academy Can Safely Be Declared a Bunch of Know-Nothing Dinosaurs…
…if Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue doesn't win Best Animated Feature.

Keep at it, Nathan.
I'm sure this whole film-criticism thing will work out for you one day.

New AV Club Slogan
"Tangential, but fun nonetheless."

Because of the cutting, you see.

"a crumudgeonly jew bird"

Still Better Than Amelie
"Gretchen changed into a different top, made from one of those Tauntaun monsters that Luke Skywalker cut open in The Empire Strikes Back."

I *do* remember Impossible Mission! It was a game!

Hey, this is a private residence!

Don't expect too much — you'll love it!

New Zealand's gorgeous. I'd go back there in a heartbeat.

Doug Benson gives it a thumbs up — although he disagrees that "Freddie Got Fingered" is a Secret Success.

I don't care if it's only for "a little while" — I do *not* want to be President of these United States!

"White Rock means never having to say you're Surrey."