S'BEEN A WHIIIIILE!!!

Who gives a shit? You'll never say it out loud.

Maybe it's just me, but for me, the phrase is "maybe it's just me, but for me."

Welp, that's what I scrolled all the way down here for, so thanks.

How's that CHANGE working out for you?!

Stop saying they're British! They're not British! Sheesh.

"Jay unable to resist a comment about the stripper Javier took fishing with Manny: 'I bet she was comfortable with the pole'

You have to admit, though, that *is* what happened in this episode.

There's enough Paget to go around for both Sadie Doyle AND Birdgirl.

There's a definite difference between semen and cum. It's all context. When it's scraped out of a corpse's vagina on CSI, it's semen. When it's splattered on a live person, it's cum.

I like how each of those questions is less insistent than the last.

THANK YOU for saying something. I didn't have the heart.

That cumshot… that was a cumshot. If I showed a screenshot of that to anyone I can think of (anyone I wouldn't be embarrassed to show a cumshot to, anyway), and asked, "Hey, whaddya think — porn?", I can't see how they'd call it anything but.

I like this show. It is good.

Everyone says "Mayday." It's a bastardization of the French for "help me" ("m'aidez").

It's been established that Harris the Animal-Control Guy is *also* a huge Phish fan. Bigger than Harris the Real Person, in fact.

No disrespect, no disrespect. But apartmently it's very much asseptable to make assumptions such as this when writing in a professorial carpacity.

"(I think) that’s a new character for Kroll"
"Janet Varney (pretty sure that was her, right?)"

You are a monster.

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