Don't forget replays of Danger Mouse and Underdog.

a 70's Swedish nudie flick "I am Encyclopedia, Brown"

My favorite CYOA book was about become a cool skater kid at a new junior high school.  If you ever got on the skateboard, you died, usually of a broken neck, although there was definitely an ending where you cracked your head and then fell off a bridge and slowly drowned to death.

I can't figure out why they wouldn't just whip a bottle at him from a moving car

Holy shit!  And here I thought I was the only person who's seen that.  How long I have suffered in silence…

One actor leaves

So, that's me in the corner?

I want to take his face…off!

I found this pretty shocking, but then I realized this was "Ministry" and not "Morrissey".

Yeah, Superman used to get really- uh, really grabby, you know…

Playa

So what I do is start off on S Venice Blvd, then turn right onto Sepulveda Blvd, hop on the 405,    
Take the exit toward CA-2/Santa Monica Blvd, Merge onto Cotner Ave, Turn right onto Santa Monica Blvd, turn left onto N Beverly Dr, take another left to stay on N Beverly, continue onto Coldwater Canyon Dr and continue…

I always think that Steel's name is Jeremy Irons.

Hatchet 3:  When a Problem Comes Along, You Must Hachet

Grasping me,
Grasping youuuuuuuu!
SWEET CAROLINE! Bah-ba-daaahhhhhhh!!!

Alright. It's instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're human
beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands. But we can
stop it. We can admit that we're killers, but we're not going to kill
today. That's all it takes. Knowing that we're not going to kill -TODAY!

That's how we're rolling at my wedding.  We're New Traditionalists.

Dude, I totally got laid to that album.  Fooooond memories, man!

Try again.  Fail again.  Fail Better.

Well the purge system would make way for a different breed of crack peddler.  One who re-markets the drug as "artisan" and "ages" it for up to one year, where it is then sold in a very pleasant farmer's market type atmosphere.