See, I don't get why all the rich people would just go out and murder people.  Wouldn't they use their free crime night to embezzle the shit out of companies, force labor to work in unsafe conditions, dump thousands of pounds of toxic waste into the environment, commit acts of treason for monetary gain, commit tax…

I think you might be thinking of "Before Midnight Meat Train" where the whole cast just sits around waiting to be murdered, but everyone sucks, you don't care, and Vinny Jones is trying to figure out the SEPTA schedule.

Well, Hitler still "blanked" a donkey in the American version

"Starring Andy Dick"

Red Zone:  Cuba

Fast and Furiously Driving Miss Daisy

Hey Kids, you probably remember me best as Sergeant Fatso Jetson in "From Here to Eternity"!

That movie inspired two things in me during viewing:  a general sense of distaste, and an alarmingly strong urge to eat a piece of chocolate cake.

You mean right after Reed and Sue finally tie the knot?

Three straight hours of masturbating alone in the dark to three straight hours of masturbating alone in the dark.

Yeah, but it takes place in New Jersey, which is a state that perpetually 20 years behind the curve.

A capybara?

South Carolina.

Actually, one of those giant frozen mango margaritas is more time period appropriate

Ha ha!  Rear-entry!

It turns out Eli Roth was just up his own asshole the whole time!

I know what you're thinking Timmy, did Mommy fire six shots or seven?

Tom Cruise as Torgo!

"Oil can…oil can…"

Plus Mickey Rourke got hit by a car a couple of times, which I thought was pretty sweet.