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Handsome Dan
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Who would have played Bill Clinton?

Well, you know, French people.

And fluke-men.  Magic, wonder, and fluke-men.

It's worked for the Fast & Furious franchise.

Can't they be both?

I was hoping F would be for Football in the Groin

Well it worked for "They Live".

NEWMAN!

Yeah Tenderfeet!  Moving up in rank was for chumps anyway.  I totally nailed my basket weaving and small boat sailing merit badges tho.

The only thing that happened when I was in Scouts was that older kids beat the shit out of younger kids.  Also, we went camping, so older kids could beat the shit out of younger kids in the woods.

::Squee!!::  I WANNA PLAY WITH THE PIG!!!

I always kinda figured the ancient Greeks and Romans were pretty much omnisexual.

I like to imagine that the Pope quit because just heard this song for the first time and it really made him think, you know…

Michael Jai White as Luke Cage:  Hero for Hire

The Fantastic Four Meet the Harlem Globetrotters in Space.

Isn't he the best!

HIGHWAY TO THE GIBSON-POLANSKI ZONE!!!

Am I the only one that assumed you meant a large predatory cat?

The Turin Wookie

Duh, magnets.  How do they work?