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Handsome Dan
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…topped with a fried egg.

…topped with a fried egg.

Wasn't this already remade as "eXistenz"?

Wasn't this already remade as "eXistenz"?

Jesus fucked a condor, that's not his fault.

Jesus fucked a condor, that's not his fault.

Well, I mean, yeah it's butt-rock.  But if you're looking for butt-rock, fuggedaboutit!

Well, I mean, yeah it's butt-rock.  But if you're looking for butt-rock, fuggedaboutit!

Friendship is fine, just don't mate with him.  He will devour your eyes afterwards.

Friendship is fine, just don't mate with him.  He will devour your eyes afterwards.

It's like a melted Carvel ice cream cake

It's like a melted Carvel ice cream cake

Henry Fonda in Once Upon A Time in The West?

Henry Fonda in Once Upon A Time in The West?

uh…huh…

uh…huh…

You're a sad person, and when you die, no one will care.  You will live to be older than you ever thought you would be, but you will be alone, and bitter, and aware that you missed everything wonderful about life, and when death comes, you will miss everything wonderful about that too.

You're a sad person, and when you die, no one will care.  You will live to be older than you ever thought you would be, but you will be alone, and bitter, and aware that you missed everything wonderful about life, and when death comes, you will miss everything wonderful about that too.

I'd pick that one up for at least the first issue, but I don't see how they could push it past six, tops.

I'd pick that one up for at least the first issue, but I don't see how they could push it past six, tops.