Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

They bake cookies by day, but they really heat up at night! G-string grandmas, today on Sick, Sad World.

Henry Winkler.

Trying to do Woodstock again was a lousy, disrespectful way to cash in on an important cultural and historical event.  They should have taken another go at Altamont. 

Would it be too difficult to just create new pronouns, or would that kinda defeat the whole purpose?

I wouldn't doubt it if some schmuck in the FL Justice Dept ends up trying a case like this claiming tax fraud.

The President and the energetic fat guy!  This Fall on NBC!

I had time to kill so I ended up seeing it twice.  The first time in 3-d and the second in 2-d.  I didn't lose anything seeing it in 2-d and it was kinda sad when the Spiderman trailer looked cooler in 3-d than the movie I came to see.

Just get a few steps in front of them and make Evil Dead 9.

Easy there, killer.

His corpse rises and sings "Cuban Pete".

Three things:

I've heard women who believe that referred to as "Long Island Virgins", although never from people who are from Long Island.

I liked it better when I thought it was Elijah Wood doing speed on a piano.

It doesn't matter what you believe in, we can all agree Bowfinger is the best thing Eddie Murphy has been involved in for 20+ years.

I actually would have really liked to see Colin Firth in this.  I mean, if there's one guy you want to see fucking his sister on screen, it's Colin Firth, right?

Optimus Prime got snubbed man.

You should fucking kill yourself.

HULK KNOW HOW TO SMASH, NOT HOW TO dream.

I know he's pretty, but I didn't take Goliath out for you to look at him.