I've got my fingers crossed for anthropomorphic beaver.

Maybe she comes from a planet of manaquins

I like my coffee like I like my women:  with vaginas.

An ironic reboot.

Damnit!  There's not enough time!

Rush Limbaugh is a cunt who should die of AIDS.

Yeah but health insurance does cover Viagra

But seriously, whose idea was it to even consider Louis C.K. as a performer for a political dinner?  I mean the sticks up those people's asses have sticks up their asses.

Twat?  I cunt hear you!

John Cusack

2 meters?!  We can't hit a target that size.

Sorry buddy, but your tone and criticism does kinda make the argument to dismantle unions even if you don't actually say the words "dismantle the unions".

Go easy on Haley Joel.  Walker told him he has AIDS.

Guess I should have examined the context clues instead of jumping to conclusions.  Still, a man can dream…

That was a real human brain?  I don't know which to ask first, how they just happened to have a real human brain, or how did they get a real human brain to look like a brain on film?  I mean I thought you had to paint dried oatmeal to get brains on film.

Wait are you implying that Shatner learned his Shatner style from a deranged Leslie Stevens.  If so, my mind has been blown.

Internet implants or GTFO.

I'm confused on how he considers the book to be "a classic" but the movie is insidious.  I mean, I agree, but probably not for the same reasons he does.

Yes but do they explain what it is, how it works, and if it is, in fact, the last step before SKYNET stars killing us all?

Man, Frakes would totally make you look him in the eye the entire time, not to mention the inevitable awkward negotiation over who gets what end first.