Yes, my question is for Shane of Walking Dead.  Um, when are you just going to fucking die already?!

Those damn Ferengi are always talking during the movie!

"I believe in sex and death.  Two things that come once in a lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous."

The French have no need for your accolades, nor do they have any care how lowly you think of them. The French only demand that you constantly awknowledge two things.  Firstly, that they exist and secondly. that they are French (whatever that means).  In that, they are unrelenting.

So…Last Tango in Paris?

Teddy Roosevelt once asked me if I wanted to get a beer.  We hopped into his Buick Electra with zebra skin seats and he drove me to a vacant lot.  I asked if we weren't getting a beer and he told me to wait for it.  We sat in that lot for seven years, during which time a new bar was built around us.  On opening day we…

Not true.  Tom Hank's pubes were very present in the PG-13 Forrest Gump.

You think?  I mean is that what gets ladies hot, the gay?  I guess that would explain why Harvey Fierstein is so popular.

Didn't Tim Conway swear to destroy us all even if it took him to his dying breath to do it?

Man is that joke still around?  Of course when I first heard it they were using Judy Garland and the whorehouse was called East Cuntingham.

Chris Brown is a talented musician who really knows how to savagely beat a woman!

What's not to like about it?  It's Night at the Museum for English majors.

But what happened to the goy?

I took a girl to see Capote on a first date.  You would have thought that wouldn't have been a good choice, but turns out PSH is an aphrodisiac.  Go figure.

One day closer to death…

I would wear her like a feedbag.

Has fifth heart attack.

Martinis?

Yeah I'm into Un Chien Andalou-type stuff too duck-fish; melting bathtub chirst figure afterglow.

Finally 3+ boring, well dressed hours with Billy Crystal!