I would need a lot of heroin.  Presumably, so would she.

So, consider for a moment; women who still fawn over Chris Brown in spite of, and in many cases make excuses for, his physical (and most likely mental) abuse of women, stirs a reaction shared in a large cross section of the populace of negativity greater, perhaps, than even the negative reaction of Chris Brown's…

Wasn't that the show where they added a lady turtle?

The cinematography was very competent, if not good, to boot.

Yeah, sending the Turtles back through time in a sci-fi action/adventure romp preceded by two "gritty" street fighting films was a terrible decision.

CHEVY NOVA!

So it'll be an unofficial sequel to The Turin Horse.

I would love a hard boiled re-imagining of Miss Marple provided it kept the premise that she simply, haplessly wonders into mysteries and is able to solve them because she's an old biddy.

In Soviet Russia planet Dawes you!

Yeah, cow milk is full of pus, but if we harvest milk from humans to make cheese they call you a "monster"!  You just can't win, I tells ya.

Those are the days that make working retail almost bearable.

I would be so happy if my girlfriend gave birth to a raccoon and not an actual baby.

Ten-gallon or GTFO.

Everyone was raping back then.  It was the style!  Why Grover Cleveland raped me on two non-consecutive occasions!

**Veena Sud-like woman arrives at restaurant.  Several people notice, have discussions at their tables about how that looks like Veena Sud.  Is that Veena Sud?  I'm pretty sure that's Veena Sud.  What would Veena Sud be doing here?**

What's it do?!  Chicks, brah.  Chicks.

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Wait, I thought they already made Trans4mers.  It's called Battleship.

Yeah I picked this up on vinyl too.

The Aristocrats!