What's Joe Piscopo up to?

Starring Jean Claude Van Damme

He's also going to have to get himself neck deep in poon to catch up to Franklin then.  Not to mention become a Freemason.

Man his playlist would be awesome.  Mostly kick ass classic rock, but like not just the hits, right, like some really fuckin' deep cuts. Some real boss shit, y'know?

How many roles are in this thing, cause I'm pretty sure he could fill them all with members of the Wayans family.

James Earl Jones should DJ.

What is love?  Baby, don't hurt me.  Don't hurt me no more.

I keep getting Channing Tatum confused with Carol Channing.

Psh, white people get murdered everyday.  Let me know when a mauve person gets killed, that would be interesting.

Not it has two hobbits and Christopher Lloyd as the wizard in it.

Well you're just no fun.

Also, Everybody poops.  Deal with it.

I'm going to give Von Trier the benefit of the doubt and suggest that, you know, the early stuff will be along the lines of a Freudian psycho-sexual development examination.  But hey who knows maybe he is aiming make the Caligula of kiddie porn.

Wow, that just gave me the creepiest framing for Q ever.  Like Buffalo Bill creepy.

Star Trek:  Desk Job

"Hey everyone, we're all gonna get laid!"

The first potato eating scene is terrifying.  The man appears so feral while he's eating, it just seems like he could explode at an instant.

Why has Denzel Washington been sentenced to live out the rest of his career acting in movies to make lame white actors look better?

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True story:  A friend of mine got passes to the premiere of The Grudge 2 which was held as Knott's Berry Farm around Halloween, which was pretty cool.  At one point we noticed Joseph Gordon Levitt, who was staying clear of the frey, was also in attendance.  His date was his mom.