See, I like Klingons, but do I like,like Kilingons?

Remember when Picard got STABBED THROUGH THE CHEST!!!! and then just laughed it off like he was watching a puppy chase it's tail.  Badass motherfucker.

THE MOON WILL RISE AGAIN!

They handled romance pretty well with Kirk.  He explained what this Earth notion of love is, the lady swooned, and then he left the money on the nightstand.  Also he was efficient enough to do it all in one episode.

Say what you want about Janeway, she was the first captain with real hair.

Just look at these seams!  Masterful work!  Simply Masterful!

Well he really just wants to do improv.

I'd like to desperately try to get this incredibly malnourished person some food before she expires right in front of us, but I'd have to be careful because God only knows when the lat time he's had anything in her stomach and I'd be afraid she'd regurgitate it before her body had the chance to absorb any nutrients or…

I figured it had something to do with an experience Fincher had at the dentist.

"No I insist, Chief.  Now let's see, how do you do- hmmm…aahhhhhhhhhhhhh….isn't it one of- no not that button.  Oh, I see, right.  Ok.  Chief, how low are the floors over there?  Ah, forget it, it's fine.  Here goes nothing!"

Silly hu-man!

Beep-ity boop!

A clown with a trombone

It doesn't really.  The ending is kinda bumpy, but it works well enough.

All I know is my cousins, ages 6-14, talk about nothing else but Abe Vigoda.  Actually that's not entirely true, they also talk about Rip Taylor a little.

Ye' may take away our lives, but you'll never take away OUR LOVE OF KATY PEEEEEEEEERRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

There is nothing digestible about Nickelback.

Lou Reed and Metalica

Kraftwerk, Jerry Lee Lewis, ICP, Steve Martin

The Black Keys are different because they built themselves from the ground up.  Two guys who heard some Junior Kimbrough recordings, figured out how to gleam his sound with their instruments, created their own recording systems, cut something like six or seven albums so far, and in doing so have managed build off…