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Handsome Dan
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Branding is art now, right?  I mean, that's why people pay attention to Kanye West and Lady Gaga, isn't it?

Meh.

Oh, I thought he was the hack who wrote Cat Scratch Fever, who, unable to cope with his musical irrelevance, over compensates with his disgust of non-violence and sleeves.

Who's Ted Nugent?

We are through the looking glass here people.

I watched The Real Cancun as part of a double feature.  It followed Red Dawn. 

SPOILERS:  It's Bob Newhart.

I had chili.  I feel sorry for all y'all.

Dr. Robot-Baby.

Boy, I can't wait till we're out of Africa, Meryl.

No Deal McCutcheon, that moon money is mine!

What are you talking about, through youth music I learned that by throwing away my pictures of Chairman Mao I would get laid.  And how!

A woman watching FX is just asking for it.

Raping a crying clown in a cast iron lung is the saddest kind of rape.

What can I say, it tested great in Peoria.

To each their own, you vile shit-eating clown dick.

Three guys who HAD horrible bosses are now the bosses themselves, and now they're finding out that promoting employee morale and improving workflow isn't all its cracked up to be.  After that, it just sort of turns into Natural Born Killers.

I look forward to the day when something is remade so many times it no longer resembles the original material.

I've got blisters on me fingers!

"Yes, the future is bright and there are so many places we may go
tomorrow. But today is for the people we love and the lives we share
with them. With this crew by our side, anything is possible. With a good ship and better company, the sky’s the limit."