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Wow, a lot of people sure do like terrible music!

Everyone's acting like this is a new concept.  James Woods has been using this method for YEARS!

Lars Von Trier goes erotic sounds an awful lot like a Woody Allen joke.

Uuuuhhhh, I think what the doggie riding shotgun there was suggesting that the idea of a female-dominant workforce as an obstacle was what was offensive.

So, hip to be a square then?

I'm pretty sure if a Chinese actor started to rail against the American Gov't the most common American reaction would simply be: "Who?"

Same Bat-time, same glorious Bat-People's Republic.

I think III works real well if only because Christopher Lloyd makes for a pretty amazing klingon.  Although McCoy all crazy works for me too.

Sweater kittens.

Won't somebody think of the children?!

You know, that almost sounds like a plot for a Cathrine Hepburn/Cary Grant rom-com.

How does that rack up against the owner of a heart with angina?

I would watch the shit out of a musical adaptation of Predator.

Best comment from Lowe's Facebook page:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've all heard that Three Dog Night song too.

We're through the looking glass here people!

Law & Order: FKU

Russia is very proud of its actors, and as such they must be kept in peak physical condition, like a show horse.  Traditionally, professional Russian actors must adhere to a strict diet of yak's milk, ferret livers, and dried barley.

Aren't they all little Hitlers?