Now I see why your name is Lobsters.  It's cause you're so crabby!

I have two ears and a heart, don't I?

While eating Worf's cooking.

No, I have to disagree here.  Insurrection is the worst TNG movie, and I'm gonna go on a ledge and say that the only trek movie worse is Final Frontier.

"I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a
sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student
career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a
job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good
kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags…

Just a side note:  A movie has to receive at least a B- to be considered sacred by the AV Club.

The correct term is Puppet-American

Can't it be both?

I dunno, Frank Miller's run on Richie Rich was pretty good.

I would totally watch There Will Be Blood with Muppets.

Meh.

"With Verhoeven at the helm, you know this won't be subtle, but it's so sharp, energetic, and (at times) funny that it transcends being a "giant bug" movie.  Not for the squeamish, with its graphic dismemberment of humans and insects, but robust entertainment just the same." - Leonard Maltin

Really?  Cause I saw it in middle school and it came off as condescendingly satirical.

That pretty much sums up Verhoeven's entire catalog right there.

Try the churros!

Hulk finish application to Vassar.

He's Batman.  Batman poops where ever he wants to, but always in secret.

I really could have sworn he was dead.  Like two years ago.

I hadn't seen a pair that nice since the case of the dead girl with the really big tits.

Any word on whether Bob Dylan will be covering one of Bob Dylan's songs.  I hear he likes to do that every now and then.