Bobby Moynihan mugs so much I'm now calling him Bobby Muggihan.

But would you piledrive her anus into smithereens?

Colin Quinn? I think the question was "favorite anchor" not "most marble-mouthed punchline-bungling anchor".

It says something about Wiig that her funniest recurring character — the female half of the Two A-holes — is the one that does the absolute least and has the lowest energy level.

Dirty doppelganger
Is it just me, or was Jenny Slate a dead ringer for adult film actress Faye Reagan in the Twilight debate sketch?

Yeah, if you're going to dream up a Ghost Dad, you really can't do any better than Bill Cosby.

Elliott is not only a smirking douchebag but also a dead ringer for the asshole frat-boy antagonist from "Ski School 2". They've both got that jerky, sneering grin that doesn't involve any of the face except a curling of the top tip to bare the teeth.

The best part about the Enterprise Incident is that after Kirk steals the cloaking device, the Romulans rush into the cloaking device room — which contains only the cloaking device — and a full beat passes before someone realizes that the only thing normally contained in the room is gone.

And that Orson Welles provides the voice of Unicron, the mechanical planet.

Is Sean Connery's appearance in Zardoz to be counted for or against him?

I'll bet that Ninja Assassins also scrupulously avoids glorifying drug use, given Sho Kosugi's work in the 1980s with the organization Ninjas Against Drugs.

Sho Kosugi was easily my favorite and most-watched actor of the 1980s, thanks to his stellar work in such films as Enter the Ninja, Revenge of the Ninja, and Three Ninjas and a Baby.

I thought using Sigur Ros was appropriate (and the best thing about the episode). A gay elf from Iceland singing in a made-up language? He's practically an alien already.

I wouldn't have thought they could find a fat guy less funny than Horatio Sanz, but Moynihan built up so much ill will with me with that irritating waiter character who kept obsessing over pepper on his very first night on the show that it'll be a long time before he can dig himself out of that hole. He's not just…

Criminals may be a dense, retarded lot, but commissioners are a superstitious, loud-mouthed, opinionated lot:

"Genesis is back together!"
I literally didn't laugh until the very last line of the show, when Sudekis ran back into the scene with a boombox playing "Sussudio", but that made the whole 90 minutes worthwhile.

The bit with a celebrity unexpectedly coming out to interrupt someone doing an impersonation of him/her has been done to death and needs to be retired.

It's not hard for me to watch 30 Rock, particularly when I think back to Studio 60 and compare it to that.

"It's hard for me to watch ____ because I have perfect pitch" ranks up there with "It's hard for me to watch ____ because I don't own a television" as far as douchy, better-than-thou excuses for not watching things go.

But can Pinchot confirm that Christian Slater is a caviar hog?
It sounds like Denzel Washington was well-cast as a homophobe in Philadelphia. It's also interesting that that movie casts Bronson Pinchot's choice for worst person ever opposite his pick as the nicest guy in the world. There's almost a Manichean duality…