Dennis Wilson yanked a song called "Wouldn't It Be Nice to Live Again"—supposedly one of the best he ever wrote—from "Surf's Up" after an argument about the album's running order. While the Beach Boys have made a lot of questionable decisions about what they did and didn't release, most of their material has leaked…

If I recall correctly, Seanbaby's involvement with Cracked actually goes back as far as its ill-fated relaunch as a magazine, before Cracked became hugely successful as an online-only publication. So he was targeted as someone they wanted to get from the beginning, and they got him then.

I just read this and spent a solid half hour reminicing about the time that I jumped out of a burning helicopter onto the high wall surrounding the InterGlobal Films movie studio seconds before the chopper exploded. It was probably the awesomest, most cinematic video-gaming moment of my life.

I just read this and spent a solid half hour reminicing about the time that I jumped out of a burning helicopter onto the high wall surrounding the InterGlobal Films movie studio seconds before the chopper exploded. It was probably the awesomest, most cinematic video-gaming moment of my life.

Rachel Maddow even LOOKS like Jon Stewart.

Rachel Maddow even LOOKS like Jon Stewart.

I like "Uptown Girl", but the Ashes to Ashes episode that begins with a dream sequence featuring a reenactment of the video with Gene Hunt in the Billy Joel part may be the best thing that has ever existed.

I like "Uptown Girl", but the Ashes to Ashes episode that begins with a dream sequence featuring a reenactment of the video with Gene Hunt in the Billy Joel part may be the best thing that has ever existed.

I'd like to add "Anslem", Jake Sisko's semi-autobiographical first novel, which was inspired by the same alien energy parasite who was responsible for the works and early deaths of Keats and Catullus, among others. It's supposedly a masterpiece, one that inspires at least one fan to read it twice in one night and…

I'd like to add "Anslem", Jake Sisko's semi-autobiographical first novel, which was inspired by the same alien energy parasite who was responsible for the works and early deaths of Keats and Catullus, among others. It's supposedly a masterpiece, one that inspires at least one fan to read it twice in one night and…

She's also a master of accents (eat it, Amy Walker):

That's the thing that sticks out to me too. Loud, blustery Ted Knight seems like he'd be backward and dismissive and macho, yet he's literally the only one in the show who takes Monroe seriously and understands the gravity of the situation. It's like he's been transported back in time from a future in which even the…

The song is called "Laid" not "This Bed Is On Fire", James is not a one-hit wonder, and they didn't suck. Try again.

Considering the Springsteen pastiches of those moves, "They Call Me Bruce" and "They Still Call Me Bruce" could function admirably as alternative titles for "Eddie and the Cruisers" and "Eddie and the Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives."

Candlebox wasn't hairbandesque. It was was a stone-cold grunge rip-off. It's not surprising it went quadruple platinum, though it's maybe a little disappointing that it enjoyed such success where some more authentic and worthier grunge albums didn't come close.

I made this same joke in April 2006. So, it's the post of the year if the year is 2006.

I like to put what Michael Vick wrote in the memo line of a $1000 cheque to his mother: "Chump change". That's just so arrogant, it's lovable.

At the very least, she'd probably have to have large hands.

I can confirm this too: Two girls from my hometown were on the show, the topic of the show being that they wanted to pose nude, but their friends and boyfriends were against it. The guy playing the one girl's boyfriend was from our town too, but they weren't actually dating. It was all made up, but a good chance to…

I want you to be the new head writer of Dexter, starting immediately.