Hell, they ain't even old-timey!

But what if you're pontificating with strangers on the interwebs, instead?
About movies and such?

Yes. It isn't a movie that hasn't aged well, it was always terrible.

No, you didn't need to use your own experience at all. You could have made your point by using examples from Calvin and Hobbes, like the author did. My point is that you based your opinion of the author's perspective on your own life, instead of anything that occurred within the Calvin and Hobbes strip.
It's the…

Yes, that's why it's a peculiar thing to put on a movie poster.
*It's funny, now and then!*
Rather like, "It's entertaining, intermittently!"

Do you realize that you just said that the author's perspective on C&H is incorrect because it is based on the author's own experience, whereas your perspective on C&H is correct because it's based on your experiences?
You literally made the exact same argument, except that the author actually used the content of…

Mmmmm, invisible cola…

I never found Spaceman Spiff to be funny or interesting either. Maybe it's a girl thing.

"I was NOT an "outsider" child. I had friends, and I enjoyed the time I spent with them."
So, the only thing you had in common with Calvin was being an only child (and a boy).
Calvin was an outsider- his only friend was imaginary. And Calvin obviously didn't enjoy being alone, as you did, because he used his…

Actually, it's not at all clear that you understand what Cirion is saying. And since when is rape fictional?

http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Coloring is fun!

When Rock of Ages was a pebble?

You thought that scene was very touching? All I could think was that she was lying through her teeth about wanting to help him and wanting him to be happy. She has done everything she could to ensure that he's miserable and powerless. She doesn't give a shit if he's happy, she just wants control over him.
Even her…

But that's exactly my complaint- she doesn't have much time left, and she still isn't going to be kind to those poor kids.
Impending death could have changed Betty a bit, but nope.

Right, and normal for Betty means being cold and distant. That's why it made me so sad.

Seriously. Not only was it a miserable send-off (some people start new careers, some people fall in love, some people get to start over,
And Sally gets a sink full of dirty dishes and a frosty dying mother,)
But would it have killed them to give us just a hint of affection between Betty and her sons?
Nothing as crazy as…

I am a woman, so no, you haven't been right about anything yet.
But using phrases like "weak pussy crybabies that cry like bitches" makes you seem very smart and not a bit insane.

THANK YOU

I concur.